"It was only logical that they get together!" Spock cried as he shoved another bar of chocolate into his mouth. The floor of his room was litter with candy wrappers. "They were my otp! They were everyone’s otp!!!!! How could the writers take seasons of UST and not DO ANYTHING WITH IT?”
"Spock, it’s just a show-" Jim patted his friend awkwardly on the shoulder. He had never seen Spock this upset, not since the emotion inhibiting spores. But at least that had an explanation.
"IT IS NOT JUST A SHOW, JIM. IT WAS MY LIFE!!!!!!!”